Law School Truism...

professor: let's say a circular saw explodes in my face, causing a fire in my garage, burning it to the ground, and i die. what am i entitled to?

student: you are entitled to....

professor: well i just fucking died, so i'm not entitled to jack shit. trick question.
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"Westlaw and Lexis are like local drug dealers handing out free crack in schoolyards"
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"Lawyers will never admit that they don't know anything….it's a reflex….it's not that they're arrogant, it's client management. You want the client to knows he came to the right place, that you are a wealth of legal knowledge that is going to figure out all of their problems. Even though in reality you have no clue."

basically.

Broken Promises

Said I'd never fall again.
Never like again.
Never play.

Took a year off from sex to keep men like you at bay and yet here you are.


I feel like I'm singing a damn stanza from "Nobody's Supposed To Be Here" only I'm singing some sad ass heartbreak song.


kill myself.