professor: let's say a circular saw explodes in my face, causing a fire in my garage, burning it to the ground, and i die. what am i entitled to?
student: you are entitled to....
professor: well i just fucking died, so i'm not entitled to jack shit. trick question.
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"Westlaw and Lexis are like local drug dealers handing out free crack in schoolyards"
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"Lawyers will never admit that they don't know anything….it's a reflex….it's not that they're arrogant, it's client management. You want the client to knows he came to the right place, that you are a wealth of legal knowledge that is going to figure out all of their problems. Even though in reality you have no clue."
basically.
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